Everyone who knows about Santa, Papa Noel, Black Peter knows that he keeps a list of naughty and nice boys and girls. And, kids know what happens if they end up on the naughty list. They get a stocking full of coal and no presents. So, if you want to help kids stay on the right track you need to get in touch with the man himself.
That’s right. I’ve got a direct line to Santa. And at your request I can dispatch ninja elves to any location to catch kids doing good or bad deeds, and then the fat man will respond personally. Really? Yep.
When your child, cousin, niece or nephew is acting a fool or being saintly whip out your computer or smartphone and e-mail Santa at: email@example.com. Share the details of the current situation. Share the child’s first name. Share their list. And, if possible share a photo of the current location.
Once you click SEND the message will be routed to Santa’s communication division and elves will be dispatched, followed by an e-mail from the big man himself. If all goes well your child’s behavior will turn around (or continue down the happy path) and Santa’s elven slave labor will get back to filling your kid’s order. Ho! Ho! Ho!
You can email Santa at: firstname.lastname@example.org. Or, if you’d rather leave a comment for Santa, feel free to do so below because this is one of his favorite blogs. Happy holidays!