Casual Fridays are pointless. No they aren’t. They’re the one day of the week I can dress down and wear jeans. Why not dress down the entire week? Because the other four days are reserved for business attire. Why? Well, research shows that people generally feel better about themselves if they dress for success which, in turn, makes them more productive. You’re a moron.
Seriously, who came up with “business attire”? Was it a couple of cavemen sitting around a fire?
OGG: Hey Urg, you know what be a good idea?
URG: The wheel?
OGG: No. Well, maybe. But me thinking we start making people dress a certain way for work.
URG: Ooh! Ooh! And clothes they wear determine productivity and success.
BOTH: Brilliant!
Rubbish! Why can’t I be professional in a t-shirt and a pair of jeans? Because that’s not professional. No, it’s because the two douchebags from way back when defined what professional and unprofessional should look like, and every bidness douche since then simply went along with the idea that dressing unprofessionally would impede one’s ability to be productive and successful. That’s a long sentence. Zip it.
I bet if you removed the concept of “dressing up” from your brain, put on clothes like you would for any other day of your life, and then went to work you would see that dressing up has zero impact on your ability to perform your duties. For real, when I go to work I don’t do a better job if I’m wearing a tie around my neck or pants on my legs. Heck, I’m not wearing pants right now and my I’m managing to work just fine. You’re not wearing pants? As a matter of fact, no.
Wake up people. It’s time we got rid of the “dress up” requirement. At no point in our lives should we be required to dress up. Not for weddings. Not for fancy dinners at Chez Food. Not for church… Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! WWJD? He’d throw on a robe, slip on a pair of sandals, and perform miracles. Good point. Exactly. Jesus didn’t dress up for work each day and I’d say he did all right. Granted I’m not the Son of God, but if a guy who saved the world (for Christians anyway) didn’t dress up for work why should I?
Are you suggesting people wear robes and sandals to work? If it makes them happy, why not? Our jobs should not be evaluated by our clothing. What about goga pants? As long as I don’t see a single camel toe or a coin slot, I’m game. What about pajamas? What about ‘em? What about…Look pal, as long as you can do the work it shouldn’t matter what you wear.
Employers, stop judging your employees and evaluating their performance by their clothes. As long as your employees (those are the people who make you look good and make you money) do their job, let ‘em dress as they wish.
Why do we dress up for work? Share your thoughts below or send me an e-mail at TiTy@y2kemo.com.
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