Welcome back to my sometimes weekly post RE: 7 things I’m pondering, I’ve read, or that I just want to write about. It’s basically a place for me to write more sh** for you to read.
Normally I’m the one to come up with the short list, but today I’ve turned to the social networks to ask for 7 questions in need of answers.
DISCLAIMER: I’m pretty sure that most of my responses are inaccurate.
Question 1: @MikeyHamilton asks, “What is it about walking down a stationary escalator (one that’s broke and isn’t moving) that messes with ur equilibrium?”
Answer: The mind is hardwired to move. When those wires are crossed with a stationary set of automatic stairs the cerebellum is unable to process the information fast enough and fails to compensate. This is one of the few proven cases where the body is incapable of distinguishing between reality and perceived reality. As a result disequilibrium and retardation occur.
Question 2: Scott asks, “What is the circumference of a moose?”
Answer: On average, the circumference of a moose’s belly is 4-5 meters for a large bull moose and 3-4 meters for a small moose.
Question 3: @JoeDogInKC asks, “Is a college edumacation worth the cost (price/time)?”
Answer: In short, no. In long, hell no.
Question 4: Erin asks, “Why is my cat’s puke always in the shape of a log?”
Answer: Cats digestive tract are cylindrically shaped and lined with powerful muscles. After a cat eats a handful of hair the tract’s muscles begin to shape and push the foreign object upwards. As it reaches the throat the object is molded into the shape of a log. Some scientists suggest that “puke logs” are a necessary source of protein for kittens.
Question 5: Ted asks, “What are the ten essential amino acids a cow needs to produce lactose?”
Answer: Aspartic acid, Threonine, Serine, Glutamic acid, Proline, Glycine, Alanine, Cystine, Valine, Methionine, Isoleucine, Leucine, Tryptophan, Tyrosine, Phenylalanine, Histidine, Lysine, Arginine, Ammonia <– pick your 10 favorites
Question 6: Ken asks, “Why?”
Answer: A+
Question 7: Jeff asks, “Is 42 really the answer to everything?”
Answer: Your question has 7 words. The sum of the digits 4 and 2 is 6. The answer to your question is the product of those two numbers.
Some of the answers I’ve provided are bound to be accurate. Others, well go screw yourself. If you have thoughts share ‘em below or send me an e-mail at TiTy@y2kemo.com.
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