Screw holiday songs. Teach your kids Santa’s Creed:
This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Got thoughts? Share ‘em below or send Santa an e-mail at nicholas.santa.claus@gmail.com And if you want your photo with Santa you’re gonna need to take a trip to Scottsdale, Arizona.
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