Casual Fridays are pointless. No they aren’t. They’re the one day of the week I can dress down and wear jeans. Why not dress down the entire week? Because the other four days are reserved for business attire. Why? Well, research shows that people generally feel better about themselves if they dress for success which, in turn, makes them more productive. You’re a moron.
Seriously, who came up with “business attire”? Was it a couple of cavemen sitting around a fire?
OGG: Hey Urg, you know what be a good idea?
URG: The wheel?
OGG: No. Well, maybe. But me thinking we start making people dress a certain way for work.
URG: Ooh! Ooh! And clothes they wear determine productivity and success.