Trying to find the perfect greeting card is a pain in the hemorrhoidal area of your ace. You’ve got to stand in the greeting card aisle looking at card after card with all the other losers trying to get your names in the relationship history books.
Look moron, it ain’t gonna happen. Not that way. If you want the perfect greeting card, one that will blow the mind of the one you love, hate, is sick, or who did something nice for you, then keep reading.
When you’re done you will share this post. Why? Because this post will make you look like a genius.