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Fill out this application and I’ll consider letting you hire me. While you wait for my reply have a look at my LinkedIn profile, read a few posts, and check out my About page.

Employer Application

Please fill out the application in its entirety.

Name*
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Email*
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Provide your business' name and a brief description. ( < 250 words)*
Please tell me why I would want to work with you. ( < 250 words)*
Please enter the exact salary for this position. (ranges not accepted)*
Health Benefits*
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How many weeks of paid vacation leave per year? (if the answer is 0 you should stop filling out this application)*
What are your strengths and weaknesses? ( < 250 words)*
Anything else you want to add? ( < 100 words)*
Please attach your resume*
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Please attach an amusing image (porn is not amusing, btw)*
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NOTE: Employers who fail to complete this form in its entirety and as directed, provide false or misleading information, or who are just ridiculous will not be considered. Any employer who feels I am not qualified for any reason is kindly asked to direct their attention here.

Employer Application

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