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Posts Tagged ‘birth’:
Parenthood @ 7 weeks
Back at week five I thought I was going to die from exhaustion (my wife came much closer than I did.) Now, at week seven, it doesn’t seem so bad. Wait, are you going to be positive for once? Yes. Today, I’m putting my usual curmudgeon self aside so I can share the joy that
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Childbirth: The hospital stay
OK, I’m a little late with this post. But hey, Jose was late too so it’s sort of apropos. Where did I leave off? Oh yes, the morning after. It’s 5AM and my wife and child finally join me in the room. It’s evident that none of us have an ounce of energy. My wife
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Childbirth: The deleted scenes
Having a baby is the zenith of adulthood. First you do the deed. Then after 9 months of hard work you get a baby. OK, so my wife gets the majority of the credit, but I did (voluntarily) attend baby classes: Birth and Baby, Breastfeeding, and Infant CPR. You see, yeah, I was crazy involved.
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Bebe Jose Kirk
Jose Kirk arrived at 2:42AM on July 11, 2010 following a day of labor and a Cesarean section. Just a few hours late, Jose tipped the scales at 8 pounds 13 ounces (4 kilos) and stretched 21″ (53.34 cm). My wife and I couldn’t be happier. Folks, say hello to my our little friend.
Baby Daddy
In a handful of weeks I’ll have a baby. Well, my wife will be doing the majority of the work, but I’ll be a dad. Of course, some people think that I’m already a dad. I guess that depends on when you consider life to begin. Anywho, I’m going to put the cover back on
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Baby Names
Let’s suppose that you were going to have a baby. Congratulations btw. And, let’s suppose that baby was a boy. Break out the cigars my friend. Now you have the task of naming your bouncing baby boy. Now, let’s suppose that from the hundreds of thousands of names out there, the list was whittled down
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