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Top 7: Questions I’m too lazy to Google

Posted on April 18, 2011 by y2kemo

Welcome back to my weekly post RE: 7 things I’m pondering, I’ve read, or that I just want to write about. It’s basically a place for me to write more stupid **** for you to read.

This time around I’m delving into how lazy we’ve become as a connected society. Instead of learning info for future regurgitation we tend to look it up on the Interwebs or respond to inquiries with “Let me Google that for you.” Well, not today. Check out my top seven questions I’m too lazy to Google (and Google them for me).

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Dear Tech Support, You suck at your job!

Posted on August 4, 2010 by y2kemo

Imagine you’re at a crazy packed party. Out of the corner of your eye you notice a dude in the corner who looks to be quite ill. You’re not too keen on getting sick so you make every effort to avoid contact. Before long you forget about the dude. Then, out of nowhere, he starts grinding on the chick next to you and manages to throw his germ-filled sweat all over. To counter the attack you snatch the Purell from your pocket and begin a liberal application. Good-bye germs. To be extra safe, you head to the doctor the next day to make sure you didn’t pick up a nasty bug.

DOCTOR: How are you feeling?

YOU: Pretty good.

DOCTOR: Let’s have a closer look.

The doctor takes your temperature, and checks your ears, nose, and throat.

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A bad case of the three-day weekends

Posted on December 4, 2009 by y2kemo

lazy work week Most people punch the clock and work a solid shift. Others, well their work week goes a wee different. Monday starts off slow. Tuesday is forgotten. Wednesday serves as the ridgeline. Thursday comes with a sixth sense. Friday is a lost cause. Saturday and Sunday miraculously heal the sick. That’s the Amurican workforce hard at work.

To gain better insight into the slacker-style approach to work ethic allow me to break down the slacker’s typical work week:

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