Tag Archives: Santa Claus
Merry Christmas
Civil War Christmas
It’s become a tradition to attend the local Christmas parade. Miniature horses, elves, dogs, tigers, Grinches, fire-twirling marionettes, board-breaking karate kids, high-kicking dancers, cub scouts, girl scouts, high school bands, and Shriners all working to get you in to the holiday spirit.
But nobody, and I mean nobody says “Merry Christmas” quite like these guys…
This Christmas you can just email Santa your list
Everyone who knows about Santa, Papa Noel, Black Peter knows that he keeps a list of naughty and nice boys and girls. And, kids know what happens if they end up on the naughty list. They get a stocking full of coal and no presents. So, if you want to help kids stay on the right track you need to get in touch with the man himself.
That’s right. I’ve got a direct line to Santa. And at your request I can dispatch ninja elves to any location to catch kids doing good or bad deeds, and then the fat man will respond personally. Really? Yep.
